#229362 - > Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! > Have you been fooling around behind my back? > The wife smiled sweetly and replied: > Not this time! > > > The 3rd Affair > > A mortician was working late one night. > Around 2 AM the husband got up, > went to the kitchen and returned > with a sandwich and a beer. > The wife got pregnant > and delivered a healthy baby boy.